just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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