Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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