No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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