my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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