this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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