I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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