OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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