Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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