i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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