I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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