Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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