Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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