Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Is it because I queefed?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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