this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
He passed out mid-signature
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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