3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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