Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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