3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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