on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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