2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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