he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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