what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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