Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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