You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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