sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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