i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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