I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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