Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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