He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
