Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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