i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
where am i from again
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
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