Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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