I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Randomize
