I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm both gender and math confused
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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