that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
