Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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