You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
