Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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