Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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