Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
So much Jack, so little girl.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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