Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
