I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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