so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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