I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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