Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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