He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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