I wanna bring you to show and tell
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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