We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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