i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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