Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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