My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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