WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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