if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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